I picked one I've been meaning to finish for years. It seemed like the right time.
The letter arrived on a Tuesday, which felt appropriate. Tuesdays have never fully committed to being a day.
The Social Security Administration regrets to inform me that my records indicate I am deceased. Not missing, not in dispute, not a clerical anomaly requiring further review — deceased. They have a date. I don't want to say what it is, but I will tell you it was a Wednesday, which at least shows some resolve.
I called the number on the letter. A woman named Cheryl told me that to prove I was alive, I would need to appear in person at my local office with two forms of government-issued identification, a birth certificate, and patience. I asked if a driver's license counted as proof of life. She said it counted as a form of identification, which she seemed to feel was a separate question, and she wasn't wrong.
I brought everything. I sat for two hours next to a man who was also, apparently, deceased, and we did not discuss it, which felt correct. When I finally reached the window, the agent looked at my paperwork, looked at me, looked at his computer, and then looked at me again in a way that suggested the computer was winning.
He said the case would be escalated. I asked what that meant. He said it meant that someone above him would look into it. I asked how long. He said it was hard to say. I said I understood and meant it.
That was four months ago. In that time I have been unable to access my online account, unable to update my direct deposit, and unable to convince Medicare that my continued breathing is a matter of public record. My doctor's office has been patient. My pharmacist less so.
Here is what I have noticed, though, and I want to be fair about this: it is quieter. Nobody is asking me to fill out forms for things I will not use. Nobody is sending me offers for cruises or reverse mortgages or opportunities to consolidate. The government, having misplaced me, has stopped trying to sell me anything.
I sleep the same. I eat the same. I called my daughter and she confirmed I was there, on the phone, saying words. She did not seem concerned, which I appreciated, and which also made me think about how presence is mostly just continuity — the same voice showing up close enough to yesterday's voice that nobody files a report.
The escalation, I've been told, is ongoing. There is a unit. The unit is aware. I am a priority case, which they said without irony, and I received it without any.
I have started to wonder whether the error is entirely theirs. I have been a lot of different people in the course of my life — some of them contradictory, many of them temporary, at least a few of them probably not worth the paperwork. The government drew a line somewhere and called whatever was on the left side of it a person, and I kept moving and the line stayed put and here we are.
My appointment to re-establish my existence is scheduled for the fourteenth. I have my documents. I have my patience. I have been advised to arrive fifteen minutes early and to bring a book.
I picked one I've been meaning to finish for years. It seemed like the right time.
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The form had him deceased. He crossed it out and marked the matter negotiable.
The government lost me in a filing error and, I have to say, the junk mail situation has improved considerably.
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